Saturday August 26th. 8pm - midnight
Tickets: £30 from Eventbrite
(+ booking fee.)
Their is no Boat 31 planned, so don't put it off until next year.
This is one of the very best SM/Fetish parties of the year; a boat full of delightful deviants cruising the River Thames, right through the kinkiest city in the world.
London is beautiful from the river - the lights, the London Eye, St Pauls, Westminster, HMS Belfast, City Hall, Tower Bridge - what better place to enact your very favourite fantasies?
The Boat is a night never forgotten.
Here is a video about it.
Pictures from The Boat 22
and other previous Boats
In the meantime, here is some poetry:
Cargoes
Qinqireme of Ninevah from distant Ophir
Rowing home to haven in sunny Palestine,
With a cargo of ivory,
And apes and peacocks,
Sandalwood, cedarwood, and sweet white wine.
Stately Spanish galleon, coming home for Christmas,
Dipping through the Tropics by the palm-green shores,
With a cargo of diamonds,
Emeralds, amethysts,
Topazes, and cinnamon and gold moidores.
Dirty British coaster with a salt-caked smoke stack
Butting through the tropics on the mad March days,
With a cargo of Tyne coal,
Road-rail, pig-lead,
Firewood, iron-ware, and cheap tin trays.
Smart Miyuki Maru on Midsummer's evening
Cruising down the river before London's eyes
With a cargo of ladyboys
Dominatrices and masters
Slaveboys, schoolgirls and Ishmael Skyes.
John Masefield
(But not the last stanza, obviously, and the bit about Coming home for Christmas is a blatant piss take, before anyone points it out.)