April 11th 8pm - 2am, The Flying Dutchman, Camberwell

This is the London Corporal Punishment School, where the naughtiest boys and girls get what is coming to them: School classes, extra tuition, and strict and severe punishment in the time-honoured tradition! (And Sausage and Mash for lunch.)

Special prizes for best too-cool-for-school look, most admirably-attired teacher, worst delinquent, and most exacting, rigorous exemplar of Corporal Discipline. (It's going to hurt!)

Advance tickets £20 online at Joanna Lark, from the Barnet Bastille, from Zak at the LFF, from Honour on Lower Marsh, from Ishmael, or from The Dutchman. More on the door.

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Miss Buffy Brown

is unable to make Detention, so she is our flyer sponsor instead.